FFM 2024 24: Bomb Soup

My muse ran away after I finished yesterday’s story. So, I picked a prompt and used it to write just something. The used prompt: Waiter, there’s a bomb in my soup. by Pinkatron2000 (Year 2011)

“Waiter, there’s a bomb in my soup.”
The waiter sighed. “Not again.”
“What do you mean, ‘not again’?! Does this happen often?! You know what, don’t tell me. I want to speak to your manager.”
“Sure… Hey, bossman!”
The response came from the other side of the dining hall. “Yeah?”
“There’s a bomb in a customer’s soup! I quit!”
“There’s a what now?”
“A bomb! In a customer’s soup! And it’s your problem now!” Cue the sound of the door slamming, followed by a minor explosion. “I really should look into getting rid of that curse.”