FFM 2022 7: Bears VS Zombies

Challenge: Write a 369er where the 4th wall is broken in two different sections. Optionally, the 4th wall should be broken in two different ways.

Prompt used: “Now I get where you’re coming from and I respect your opinion, but I just don’t think Necromancy is the answer in this situation.” – by b4k4-san.


“And that’s why we should do this my way.”

“Now I get where you’re coming from and I respect your opinion, but I just don’t think Necromancy is the answer in this situation.”

Note from the writer: Necromancy is, in fact, the answer to this situation.

“Well, because of the reasons I just outlined, I firmly believe that you are wrong in this.”

“…Fine. Let’s do it your way.”


In front of my two very own eyes, the undead were rising. I turned to Zach. “When you said you were going to raise the dead to combat the bears, I didn’t think you’d raise a whole damn cemetery.”

Zach looked at me like I had just become an undead myself. “Where else was I supposed to get enough bodies? The morgue is too small.”

…I had no words.


I was expecting a very, very ugly and very, very smelly result from the undead clashing with the bears. Still, I had to witness Zach’s insane plan in action. Well, reader, color me very surprised: while the fight itself was gory and ugly, in the end Zach stitched the bodies — both human and ursine — back together and moved them where they belonged.

…All’s well that ends well, I guess?

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