I'm compiling an index of my stories and I came across a handful of old stories that I can't publish (or alternatively won't post to Archive Of Our Own) because of copyright reasons and/or because they're too low-quality. So, for the sake of archiving, I'm compiling them to this post, for what it's worth. These probably aren't worth a read but at least they're here if someone wants to check them out or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯